Sunday, December 24, 2006

Short Hit List



At approximately some time between seven and eight PM EST, December 23, 2006, this hot bowl of pasta sauce attempted to assassinate (the only word in the world that has ass in it twice in a row besides assassination, assassinating, etc.) the co-godfather of the German-Irish mafia by way of burning her elbow.


All GI Mafia members are to meet me in the lot behind Old Man Jenkin's deserted crypt/mourge/house where his wife died/generally creepy old building to give the pasta bowl a

Monday, December 18, 2006

The List, Pt. 2

1. Tim
2. Sam
3. Ello
4. Elizzy
5. Devon
6. Molly
7. Catherine
8. Shermy
9. Will
10. ...uhh...i swear there was more. Wow i feel so insignifigant now that kim has her nice spiffy list and i have like nine people, ten if glennifer's in.

1. Tom Cruise
2. Your mom. no, jk.
3. Sam (because he asked)
4. Stu (lyke, JAY-KAYYYY)
5. Mr. Holmes
6. Mr. Holmes's subs (HOW does he always get the meanest ones? HOW?!?!?)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The List, Pt. 1

Kim's computer is spazzing, so she sent the top-secret info to me to post. All of these people, both on the hit list and the mafia list, were sent to me by kim. I don't know who a lot of these are, and i only know like one on the hit list. Kay? Kay.


  1. Kim
  2. Me
  3. Sean
  4. Michelle
  5. Other Sean
  6. Micheal
  7. Elena
  8. Ryan N.
  9. Ryan H.
  10. Marc
  11. David
  12. Emma
  13. Grant
  14. Hailey
  15. Kristen
  16. Peter
  17. Sarah
  18. Jen
  19. Laura
  20. Diana
  21. Sam F.
  22. Jack
  23. Zach
  24. Bert
  25. Lizzy

  1. Peter
  2. Diana
  3. Caroline J
  4. Matt
  5. Kirsten
  6. Shea
  7. Katherine
  8. Maddie
  9. Carly
  10. Alex
  11. Danielle
  12. Danny
  13. James
  14. Sophie

To Be Continued...

Monday, December 11, 2006


The German-Irish Mafia was created basically by Kim. And before we get all ker-blaaah about it, no, we are not an actual orginization and no we are not discriminating. We're just saying that people who have any little bit of both german and irish in their heritage is AWESOME! Kim will post the current list of members tomorrow. But we are like the godfathers of the whole thing. Kim is like the head godfather, and i'm like the asossiate godfather? Okay? Yeah, that's what i THOUGHT.