Shorter Hit List

HIT LIST:

MIDTERMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Short Hit List

THE OFFENDER:

THE CRIME:

At approximately some time between seven and eight PM EST, December 23, 2006, this hot bowl of pasta sauce attempted to assassinate (the only word in the world that has ass in it twice in a row besides assassination, assassinating, etc.) the co-godfather of the German-Irish mafia by way of burning her elbow.

THE PUNISHMENT:

All GI Mafia members are to meet me in the lot behind Old Man Jenkin's deserted crypt/mourge/house where his wife died/generally creepy old building to give the pasta bowl a little...party.

The List, Pt. 2

MAFIA LIST:
1. Tim
2. Sam
3. Ello
4. Elizzy
5. Devon
6. Molly
7. Catherine
8. Shermy
9. Will
10. ...uhh...i swear there was more. Wow i feel so insignifigant now that kim has her nice spiffy list and i have like nine people, ten if glennifer's in.

HIT LIST:
1. Tom Cruise
2. Your mom. no, jk.
3. Sam (because he asked)
4. Stu (lyke, JAY-KAYYYY)
5. Mr. Holmes
6. Mr. Holmes's subs (HOW does he always get the meanest ones? HOW?!?!?)

The List, Pt. 1

Kim's computer is spazzing, so she sent the top-secret info to me to post. All of these people, both on the hit list and the mafia list, were sent to me by kim. I don't know who a lot of these are, and i only know like one on the hit list. Kay? Kay.

MAFIA LIST:

1. Kim
2. Me
3. Sean
4. Michelle
5. Other Sean
6. Micheal
7. Elena
8. Ryan N.
9. Ryan H.
10. Marc
11. David
12. Emma
13. Grant
14. Hailey
15. Kristen
16. Peter
17. Sarah
18. Jen
19. Laura
20. Diana
21. Sam F.
22. Jack
23. Zach
24. Bert
25. Lizzy

HIT LIST:

1. Peter
2. Diana
3. Caroline J
4. Matt
5. Kirsten
6. Shea
7. Katherine
8. Maddie
9. Carly
10. Alex
11. Danielle
12. Danny
13. James
14. Sophie

To Be Continued...

Introduction

The German-Irish Mafia was created basically by Kim. And before we get all ker-blaaah about it, no, we are not an actual orginization and no we are not discriminating. We're just saying that people who have any little bit of both german and irish in their heritage is AWESOME! Kim will post the current list of members tomorrow. But we are like the godfathers of the whole thing. Kim is like the head godfather, and i'm like the asossiate godfather? Okay? Yeah, that's what i THOUGHT.