Sunday, December 24, 2006

Short Hit List

THE OFFENDER:


THE CRIME:

At approximately some time between seven and eight PM EST, December 23, 2006, this hot bowl of pasta sauce attempted to assassinate (the only word in the world that has ass in it twice in a row besides assassination, assassinating, etc.) the co-godfather of the German-Irish mafia by way of burning her elbow.


THE PUNISHMENT:

All GI Mafia members are to meet me in the lot behind Old Man Jenkin's deserted crypt/mourge/house where his wife died/generally creepy old building to give the pasta bowl a little...party.

2 comments:

Sam said...

this scares me.

Ali said...

it should scare you, sam. It should.